This is what he sent me!
OK... a
'Friend' thinks he knows me!
Hmmmmmmm......
I'm gonna get ya for this one Sparks!
This is what he sent me!
OK, OK - I figured it
out - I definitely figured
out what little miss Kats
problem is. Its called AAADD. That's what is
wrong!
I just wanted to let you know that I have
diagnosed Our little miss Kat's
with "AAADD" Age Activated Attention Deficit
Disorder.
This is how it goes:
She decide to do the laundry, she start down the
hall and notices the
newspaper on the table.
OK, she was going to do the laundry...BUT FIRST
she decided to read the
newspaper.
After that, She notices the mail on the table.
OK, She will just put the
newspaper in the recycle stack...
BUT FIRST she
will look through the pile
of mail and see if there are any bills to be
paid. Yes. Now where is the
checkbook?
Oops...there's the empty glass from yesterday on
the coffee table. She will
go to look for that checkbook...BUT FIRST she
needs to put the glass in the
sink.
She heads for the kitchen, look out the window,
she notice her poor flowers
need a drink of water,
She puts the glass in the
sink and there's the remote
for the TV on the kitchen counter.
What's it doing here? she will just put it
away...BUT FIRST she needs to
water those plants.
She heads for the door and....Aaaagh! steps on
the dog. Dog needs to be
fed.
Okay, she will put the remote away and water
the plants...BUT FIRST she
needs to feed the dog.
END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are
still on the floor, glass
is still in the sink, bills are not paid,
checkbook is still lost, and the
dog ate the remote control...And, when she try's
to figure out how come
NOTHING got done today, She's baffled
because...SHE KNOWS She WAS BUSY ALL
DAY!!.
I realize this condition is serious and may be
contagious I know she will
get help...BUT FIRST...She will probably check her
e-mail.
Sighhhhh... I think he's right!!!!!
9/4/01
