If you continue to ignore this warning sign

Not only will your health get bad

Your penis will no longer grow

You know that it’s very embarrassing

When your Willy does not respond

No matter how hard you may try to get it up

There’s no magic left in your wand

That penis you thought was so mighty

Now becomes a useless utility

Instead of making passionate love

The only thing it does now is pee

I don’t mean to be pessimistic

Nor do I want to sound so mean

If you don’t quit smoking, you’ll be replaced

By a vibrating love machine

The stud muffin that you thought you were

Now becomes a slam against you friend

The nookie you had was plentiful long ago

Now it comes to an abrupt end

So the next time you feel you need one

Remember your once proud Willy looking north