DA CANUCK HOT TUB

Me mudder callzit a hot tub

But it dunt look like dat ta me

It looks like a stainless steel pot wit handles

Or a good place ta take a pee

Me mudder takes me clothes off

And sets me in this pot

She sets da element on high and leaves

Oooooooooh man dis pot here is gettin’ hot

 
cry out fer me mudder waaaa waaaaa

But wudden ya simply know

Sheez sitting thar watchun ophra

Or da Jerry Springa show

Hey mudder come n turn down dis heat

I promiz I’ll be good for you

I’ll eat what ev’a yer cookin’

As long as its not baby stew

 
Me mudder azz a nickname

Ever body jiz calls er Mouse

Thars one ting ya gotta know aboot me mudder

Sheez the top cheese in dis house

If’n me mudder dunt comes and gits me soon

I fear I’ll be heer til ottum

Fer wen she dumps tha wadder from dis hot tub out

She wull find me two turds stuck to tha bottom

Dis woz dun fer Katz n my friend … Da Mouse

Y’all know weezall luvs ya Mouse coz yer da best

Author: Tom Hutchinson

AKA Wildthing

April 19, 2003.

I have come to the conclusion that Tom
is absolutely insane....

4/18/03