Sparky And Me

Well Sparky and me took our owners car

To cruise on down the strip

We are two fine looking dogs you see

Yes we were on an ego trip

I said now slow down there Sparky

You are driving way too fast

Don’t you want to pick up some she babes?

And make this night last and last

Hey Sparky, there’s two she babes over there

Just sauntering down the street

You can tell by the way they’re swinging those hips

Those two Bitches are in heat

Hey babes are you looking for a good time

If you are, we have something just for you

They said you dogs are ugly dogs

With faces like a old chewed up running shoe

Well you can’t hold our looks against us

Besides you two babes aren’t beauty queens

And remember we all get our looks

From our parents ugly genes

So what say we get together

And stop being so awful hateful

We all get what we are after

And we’ll all feel so mighty grateful

Forget it Sparky these dogs aren’t fun

Lets head back before we’re caught

We’ll do our cruise another time

So lets don’t get our balls tied in a knot

Well thanks for the joyride Sparky

I did have a lot of fun

What say we watch Lassie does Dallas

Another friggin’ dog rerun

Author: Tom Hutchinson
AKA Wildthing
April 9, 2003

Thank you Tom!!
Great job!!

4/10/03