Problem Solved ???

Why does the female species always complain
And get so haughty and uptight
When they go into the bathroom
And see the toilet seat upright
It takes us guys a second to put it up
So why do you gals wear a frown
It will only take you a second too
To put that seat back down

You complain when we miss the porcelain throne
Well honey we really do try to do our best
We don’t have the luxury like you do
You can sit and pee, but you also get to rest
Here is the simple solution to this problem
I will tell you what we both should do
If you would put the seat up when you’re done
We’ll put it back down for you

 Author: Tom Hutchinson
AKA Wildthing
April 20, 2003.

I have a few words for you Mr. Hutchinson Dear.
By the time I am done I hope it will be quite clear.
First, if you come stumbling in from too much beer,
You just have to stand there and whip out your gear!

Us poor women have to sit down do you hear?
If the seat is not down we get a cold wet rear!
If it happens to me and my husband is near
I'd grab for the plunger and in his face you'd see fear!

Author: Kat
AKA Minibite
May 3, 2003