Woman’s Best Friend Viagra

I HAVE A PROBLEM GETTING UP

AND I DON’T MEAN GETTING OUT OF BED

AS I’VE BECOME AND OLDER MAN NOW

THERE’S SOMETHING THAT I DREAD

SHE CALLS ME HER OLD SWEETY

WHILE SHE LAYS NAKED THERE WITH ME

SHE SMILES, AT MY CUTE MANHOOD

AS IT LAYS LIFELESS UPON MY KNEE

 
SHE PICKS IT UP AND PLAYS WITH IT

HOPING IT WOULD BECOME ERECT

THEN SHE BEGINS TO SHAKE IT WILDLY

I THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD BREAK ITS NECK

SHE SCREAMS WHAT IS THE PROBLEM

WHY DOES IT REACT THIS WAY

IT MUST BE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, I SAID

OR HE’S PLAYING DEAD AND DON’T WANT TO PLAY

 
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY LIBIDO

AND VIAGRA SHOULD DO THE TRICK

AND BRING ME BACK TO RESPECTABILITY

TO WHEN IT WAS HARD AND LONG AND THICK

WITH VIAGRA BEING SO EXPENSIVE

I NEEDED TO FIND ME A JOB

SO I COULD FINALLY BUY ME SOME VIAGRA

AND PUT THE THROB BACK IN THIS KNOB

 
IF YOU SEE ME STANDING ON A CORNER

PLEASE FIND A JOB FOR ME TO DO

FOR I WILL BE EVER GRATEFUL HERE

AND SO WILL MY GIRLFRIEND BE GRATEFUL TOO

THE THINGS A MAN MUST DO TO PLEASE HIS WOMAN

BUT I’M TELLING YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW

IF YOU DON’T SOON GET SOME VIAGRA

SOME ONE ELSE WILL BE GETTING TO HER “MEOW”

 Tom Hutchinson
AKA Wildthing
April 14, 2003.

Great poem my friend!
Thanks!

4/16/03