Morning little Miss Minibite well I did it again!
I think I am going to write my own Web page and call it 'Sparkys Corner', or how about 'Sparkys Advice To Husbands On What Not To Do!' Or even better, 'One hundred and one ways not to have sex in your marriage.'



Well, it all started like this.. I was home kicked back in my easy chair. Remote in one hand brewskie in the other, watchin a ball game, mindin my own business when the War Department i.e( wife) came over to me and asked me to take her clothes shopping.



Well being the guy I am, I bitched, wined and moaned to no Advil as usual. She always wins, her being bigger than me and all , I ain't about to get my ass kicked and I figured what the hay I can oggle all the cute ladies buying clothes as she shops any way.



To make a long story short, the first place she stops in the store is the petite section of the clothes department and looks at panties. Well I am not the smartest guy in the world but I do know this womans foot would not even fit through the legs hole of one them their panties.



After about 20 minutes of her looking and me not seeing any cute ladys to oggle at I start getting bored and want to get home back to my easy chair. So I tell the woman, "Hay your looking at the wrong size clothes go to the right department and get what you need please!" Notice how I said please!

And the nerve of the woman to ask me, "And what size should that be?" So I tell her to look for the sign that says O MY GOD WHATS THAT COMING?

She has not spoken to me in two weeks, Dinner keeps getting burned. Have not found the remote control to the TV and I ain't gonna ask either!

Well, all I can say is tell your married friends not to try this ifin they still wanna have sex in there lives.

Take care Miss Minibite
Ole Sparkys still a kicken.