RECYCLE GUYS
Listen up all you "MEN" out there
It’s time we took a stand
Mother earth is going to hell you know
And it’s being done by our hand
We must learn how to recycle
Stop putting everything in our trash
Learn how to recycle your garbage
And save the taxpayers lots of cash
Recycle your used clothing
Old hats, boots and shoes
Cardboard, cans and bottles
And papers with old news
Why do we feel we have to save everything?
That junk isn’t gonna make us rich
And the only thing we accomplish
Is listening to our wify’s BITCH
Isn’t it better to recycle guys
And get your wives off your back
Just think of the peace and quiet
That’s something we all lack
But ya know some Bitchy women
Will bitch your ear off to no end
Wouldn’t it be nice to have A place
That’s SOLELY built for THEM
Before you gals go on the warpath
I wrote this poem just for a laugh
For I’ve seen some of your writings
Pokin’ fun at your better half
You can stop nagging at your hubby’s
And stop getting in his face
Or you can jump in the appropriate bin
That’s if you can find a space
Hey guys if you need numbers to call .....1-800-BITCHIN......1 800-TRADE IN
OR THIS ONE IS VERY POPULAR IN THE WORLD TODAY .........1-800-NEW WIFE
HAHAHAHA ........ok ok girls calm down .....I WAS ONLY FUNNIN' ....
HONEST I WAS… 
Oh Mannnnnnnn... OK ladies..
You can let Wildthing have it if you want on this one!
If I had a fryin pan and a longer arm.. I SURE WOULD!!!!
I will personally forward any and all messages to him...
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7/22/03