A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor,
my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and
picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with
anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.
What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.
Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"


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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him
if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living
with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says
"Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact
words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation,
"I now pronounce you man and wife."


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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"


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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well,
I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for
three hours. You want my advice?"

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."