Redneck Valentine



I’d be sittin’ outside my doublewide trailer
Thoughts of y’all came to my mind



I was wonderin’ if’n ya loved me some
As I chewed on my old pork rind



It’s been a spell since I saw ya
So I’ll pick up my scribble stick and write

I be thankin’ yer so sweet n sexy girl
Cuter than a mosquito bite



I woz wunderin’ if’n ya’d like to come over
And share this huge pork rind with me

Thar ain't nuthin’ that says I love you more
Please say, yes-sweet suga pea



I fell in like with you last year
Neath that big old apple tree

Thas where we shared that tabacky plug
And you spit it out a lot further than me



Please let me know if’n yer comin’ over
And I’ll break out my bottle of moonshine

  

I’ll even take a bath for y’all
If’n ya’d be my Valentine



I rit this letter really slow
Coz I know’s ya can't read fast

Please let me know as soon as possible
Becoz this pork rind jist won't last



My heart flutters fast when I see you
Faster than a thousand flies on a manure heap

Please baby, say yu’ll be my Valentine now
Coz ya know this pork rind I have won't keep

Written by:   Tom Hutchinson
aka WILDTHING
2/09/06
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