Valentines Questions



(Him)

Oh my darling Valentine
Would you answer my questions please?
Would you say “God bless you”
Whenever you hear me sneeze

And when we go to bed at night
And you hear me snore
Would you say “I love you”
Just as much as you did before

And when I get up in the morning
And sit down to read the morning news
Would you fetch my shoes for me
Or would you simply refuse

(Her)

Oh my darling Valentine
To answer your questions, would be a breeze
If you sneezed in front of me
I’d swat you, like I swat fleas

And when you go to bed at night
And I do hear you snore
I’d put a death grip on your testicles
Guaranteed ! you won’t do that no more

And when you get up in the morning
And sit down to read the morning news
If I fetched you shoes, you’d have to die
So my darling Valentine …YOU CHOOSE!

Thanks Tommy Hutchinson AKA Wildthing

2/10/07